Chrissy Teigen Is Winning at Twitter

Okay, let's talk for a second about the fact that Chrissy Teigen only has 322,354 followers on Twitter and how that's a clear indication that there's at least one thing wrong with this world we're living in. Teigen is a model who made her debut in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue in 2010, married to one of the sexiest musicians alive, John Legend, and cares as much about food/eating as you do — seriously. She also threw a Super Mario Bros. themed birthday party this year and fulfilled all of your '90s childhood dreams and had her wedding menu featured on the Food Network earlier this year on a show titled Chrissy Teigen's Hungry.

Mrs. John Legend's Twitter is everything you wish you could say on social media without it affecting your future employment options and it's amazing. We're going to go ahead and say that you should drop whatever you're doing (within reason) and do yourself a favor and follow Chrissy Teigen because you know you want to (and because Josh Groban and Nicole Richie already follow her). If you don't believe us, here's her nine best tweets from the past month to convince you that holding out on this is the biggest social media mistake you'll make this weekend:

The sarcasm we're all feeling about the Grammy nominations (and their audacity to be held on a Friday night).

This response to a hater.

Aren't we all...

I mean, robots are scary but presents aren't.

But, why is the faucet so far away? That really is stupid.

We've all done this.

And this.

She has a point.

Your laziest thoughts, out loud.

She's you, with no filter and married to John Legend.