Weird Things Celebs Have Said About Their S.O.s

In the world of celebrity, there's no such thing as "over the top." Things that might seem odd or ostentatious to us ~normies~ is usually well in the realm of "normal" for stars. That being said, when celebs go out and do things like allegedly gift their husband a gold-plated tooth for his birthday (and other weird declarations of love), the public is gonna be all, "WTF?" when the story reaches the press. And when celebs say weird things about their significant other — quotes to the media that are there to live on in Internet infamy forever — public interest is piqued even more. After all, who doesn't love an eyebrow-raiser of a celeb statement?

To be fair, there are plenty of celebrities who say the most heartwarming, "stop-you're-gonna-make-me-cry" things about their significant others. But then there are times that stars just take it upon themselves to say bizarre, way-TMI things about their partners, whether it involves their sex life (it usually does) or some other intimate details about their personal life that maybe we'd all be better off not knowing. Or maybe not — there's a whole audience out there with an insatiable thirst to know everything about their fave celebs, even down to things in the TMI category. Lucky for us all, some celebs have no problem being so forth-coming about their partners.

1. Kanye West On Kim Kardashian

TBH, Kanye West has spent years saying some pretty outrageous things about his wife Kim Kardashian, but his inflated view of her selfies might take the cake.

"Michelle Obama cannot Instagram a pic like what my girl Instagrammed the other day," the rapper once told Ryan Seacrest. That First Lady shade is real.

2. Olivia Wilde On Jason Sudeikis

It doesn't get any more TMI than Olivia Wilde saying that she and Jason Sudiekis "have sex like Kenyan marathon runners," during a monologues event hosted by Glamour.

3. Matthew McConaughey On Camilla Alves

When telling OK! about the birth of their first-born in 2008, Matthew McConaughey had this to say about his wife, Camila, and the delivery of their baby boy:

"We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music."

4. Nick Cannon On Mariah Carey

There was a time that Nick Cannon told Howard Stern that he and then-wife Mariah Carey have sex to her music — and if that wasn't enough, he also revealed that he has some fun solo time to her tunes as well. His song of choice? "Hero."

5. Britney Spears On Justin Timberlake

Back when Britney and Justin were a thing, she revealed their silly nicknames for each other to Oprah:

"I have a ring that he gave me that I wear on my pinky so he started calling me Pinky, and then I started calling him Stinky for some reason [laughs] so that's our nicknames!"

6. Rob Kardashian On Blac Chyna

Never forget the time that Rob Kardashian 'grammed the meme: "When the p*ssy good but your family don't like her so you drop your family and become an orphan." (The post was deleted when Kardashian deleted all pics of Chyna on his Insta account.) To be fair, it seems like Rob Kardashian re-grammed this meme instead of actually writing it himself. But, still the sentiment is there. And oh, it is cringe-worthy.

7. Jessica Simpson on Nick Lachey

Who could forget when Jessica Simpson famously told her then-husband "You love my stinky ass" on an episode of Newlyweds? Yum.

8. Kim Kardashian On Kanye West

Like her husband, Kim Kardashian has been known to say some over-the-top things herself. Like when she revealed on Keeping Up With the Kardashians that she and West had "sex 500 times a day" when trying to conceive. Hey, Saint West is proof that it worked!

9. Dean McDermott On Tori Spelling

I wish I could burn the part of my brain that remembers when Dean McDermott revealed on True Tori that he used to masturbate to his wife when he was a teen in Canada and she was starring on Beverly Hills 90210.

"I used to watch 90210 because I had a crush on Tori Spelling," McDermott literally said on camera. "Tori on 90210 gave me a lot of things for my imagination... for me to use when I would do certain things that young men do." Cannot unsee.

10. Snooki On Jionni LaValle

In her memoir, Strong Is the New Sexy, the former Jersey Shore star got real about sex after two kids, saying of her sex life with husband Jionni LaValle:

"In all seriousness, we get it on once in a blue moon. The urge strikes occasionally… it’s over and done quickly. I feel couples really need to have sex for five minutes once or twice a year."

11. Victoria Beckham On David Beckham

Victoria Beckham's thoughts on her husband's gigantic Emporio Armani billboard?

"I'm proud to see his penis about 25 foot tall. It’s great. It’s huge. It’s enormous.," she told reporters during a Roberto Cavalli fashion show in 2008.

Isn't your life so much better for knowing these little tidbits of information?