Lamar's Birthday Was Kind of Depressing

You forgot, didn't you? You totally forgot that Nov. 6 was Lamar Odom's birthday. In all the hubbub surrounding Kris Jenner's birthday on Nov. 5, poor little Lam Lam's big day went completely unnoticed. If you're wondering if he celebrated by eating little cakes with his face printed on them, that would be a negatory. He did however, enjoy an avocado salad and tortilla soup at L.A. eatery Casa Vega, which might be the saddest sentence I've ever written. E! reports that the reality star slash basketball star was there with two friends (and another loved one: margarita!) but that Khloe Kardashian wasn't. She, uh, "had to work." By work, does she mean selling their house? Because Khloe and Lamar's house is now for sale.

Oof.

Us Weekly originally reported that Lamar was hopeful that he and Khloe would celebrate his 34th birthday at their home, with a little party, but ouch: looks like his wife planned no such thing and instead, has put their pad on the market. Lamar recently stated that everything with Khloe was "wonderful," but a big fat diss on his birthday does not sound like "wonderful" to us. Sounds more like "totally shitty."

Their Tarzana, Calif. mansion is listed for $4 million... Khloe's apparently the driving force behind the move because let's face it: they're done.

Khloe and Lamar were, however, together to fete momager Kris Jenner at her birthday party... so it's pretty clear who's most important in both their lives. If Queen Kris demands your presence at her party, YOU ATTEND, lest some story about you smoking crack ends up on TMZ the next day. (Come on: you totally know she runs that site.) A source told E! that Khloe and Lamar were "cuddly" at the event but hey, cuddly means crap when you're not there the next day to share a goddamn bowl of chips and salsa with the guy.

Here's hoping Lamar's avocado salad at least had a candle in it?