Hey Khloé, Why You Gotta Play It So Cool?

While Kim Kardashian's busy busting out in Paris, her sisters are at home, you know, trying to deal with a barrage of impending divorces. First, Kris Jenner's sister Karen revealed that Bruce Jenner & Kris have split up, and of course, the on-going drama of Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom continues to make headlines and Khloé's doing her half-best to make sure her voice is heard. The 29-year-old reality star took to Twitter to host a chat with fans and answered some of her admirers' toughest questions.

Just kidding! During the half hour she engaged online, all she really said was "thank you" and "love!", "love you", and "love you too." I guess when your husband's been accused of cheating on you with women, as well as with piles of crack cocaine, you're not that excited about discussing the nitty gritty. But why, then, host a convo at all?

It's just frustrating, is all. Khloé's gone on Twitter to express her disgust for all the "false rumors" surrounding her relationship, saying "fuck you and shame on you" to those who talk shit about her family, yet she's done nothing but bury her head in the sand when it comes to time to talk about what's really going on.

Khloé invited the world into her private life with no fewer than three reality shows — shutting that door and kicking us out now is going to be very difficult. Asking for privacy and respect after she threw those values out the window in exchange for a check from Ryan Seacrest seems a little, well, unrealistic.

And she can pretend she's all about light and love and pleases and thank yous and hashtags that read #KantStopKhloe, but sooner or later, the public is going to find out what's happening, and she has no one to blame for that fact but herself.

And, okay, probably her mother, too.