I like to think of Stassi Schroeder on Vanderpump Rules as the one who made it out alive. So far, Stassi is the only ex-SUR staff member who no longer works at the restaurant (and keeps it that way) but has managed to stay on the show, making her status enviable for likely every SUR server, and rendering her an almost mythical creature in reality TV. Between Season 2 and Season 3, Stassi quit SUR, moved to New York, and moved back to Los Angeles. Once back in LA, Stassi did not start working at SUR again, but she did get hired as Lisa Vanderpump's occasional wine-and-dine partner on Vanderpump Rules, making me wonder what Stassi's real job is.
So Stassi is not someone who is going to the office everyday and working the 9-5, because Pinot Grigio, but that doesn't mean she isn't busy working during the day. And no, Stassi isn't working on her brand (aka her), she's actually working (well, maybe she is working on her brand, but there's more to it than Instagram). So after doing a little bit of research, here's what Stassi's LinkedIn profile would look like post-SUR career, if you will:
Style by Stassi Blog
STYLE by STASSI is Stassi's "personal little style blog," but really its not so little. Stassi doesn't claim to be trained in fashion, but if you watch the show, you know this girl knows how to throw an outfit together. On the blog, you will find styled outfits by Stassi with notes of her thoughts on the pieces included in the look. It's pretty fun, and probably the nicest grouping of words you'll ever "hear" Stassi say.
Stassi also blogs about celebrity styles too, so if you liked Kate Hudson's dress at an award show, chances are Stassi did too, and you can virtually bond with her over that!
The Divine Addiction
You might recall in earlier seasons that Stassi worked on a website with Pandora Vanderpump (Lisa's daughter), and that site is The Divine Addiction. It doesn't look like Stassi has done much work on the site lately — she, Scheana, and Catherine Giudici from The Bachelor (?) are all fashion or beauty "columnists" — but you can find some of her earlier works there.
Jewelry Collaborator
Whether you are Team Stassi or Team Scheana, you can't deny that Stassi's statement necklace game is on point (I think it is "on fleek," but I'm just not there yet in 2015). Whether it is to berate Jax into the point of nonexistence (my favorite type of berating on Vanderpump) or popping open a chilled white wine, Stassi always has a great statement necklace on and it's probably because she collaborates with the site Shop Prima Donna on a very Stassi-esque jewelry line, chicly named "Stassi X SPD."
