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22 Funny Valentine's Day Gifts to Get Your Significant Other, Because A Couple That Laughs Together Stays Together
Contrary to popular belief, celebrating Valentine's Day doesn't have to be a schmaltzy cheese-fest filled with sugary confections and sentimentality — it can be, but it doesn't have to be. Maybe you and your significant other share a wicked sense of humor and a trove of inside jokes, in which case you should definitely forgo the traditional boxes of chocolate and find funny Valentine’s Day gifts that will evoke more LOLZ than awwws this V-Day.
Finding the perfect balance of thoughtful and funny doesn't have to be hard. I've already combed the Internet on your behalf to find the most hilarious gift options for your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/side piece on this holiday of love (and laughs).
Now go get 'em, tiger... err, silly goose!
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Olive You So Much It Hurts Wall Art
Olive You So Much It Hurts Wall Art, $16, E tsy
Orange you going to say you love me, too?
Whatever, I'm Late Anyway Wrist Watch
Whatever, I’m Late Anyway™ Wrist Watch, $49, E tsy
FACT: At least one half of every good couple has time management issues.
I Love You Because You Hate the Same Things I Hate T-Shirt
Valentine’s Day T Shirt, $25, Z azzle
C’mon, admit it, it’s true.
You're So Lucky To Have Me Mug
You’re So Lucky To Have Me Mug, $22, E tsy
#Truth (Plus, free gift wrapping!)
Bag of Cats
Spitfire Girl Bag O’Cats, $10, U rban Outfitters
It’s like a bag of cat-shaped worry stones! A quirky, fun gift for your Valentine’s desk at work. Plus, it also comes in puppies!!
Whoopie Cushion
Whoopie Cushion, $5, Amazon
If you and your boo love fart humor (and seriously, who doesn’t), this gift is a thrifty blast from the past that will have you both laughing like hyenas. Prank war officially ON.
Smitten Kitten Mug with Whiskers (!!!)
Smitten Kitten Mug, $14, E tsy
Awww, is the whittle bitty kitty in love?
Smart. Strong. Sensual. T-Shirt
Smart. Strong. Sensual. T-Shirt, $20, N eato Shop
Smart. Strong. Sensual. That pretty much sums up your significant other, right? Oh yeah… and Silly.
I Love the Shit Out of You Candy Box
I Love You Heart Candy Box, $10, U rban Outfitters
Express how you truly feel with this kitschy box of candy.
"Emergency" Clown Nose
Emergency Clown Nose, $6, B lue Ribbon General Store
Let’s face it: Every relationship has its contentious moments. Which is exactly why you need this clown nose a.k.a. emergency tension diffuser — it’s the ultimate fight-ender!
We Go Together Like Kanye & Kanye Card
Funny Kanye Card, $8, E tsy
Who loves Kanye more than Kanye? Exactly.
Magic Emotiball
Magic Emotiball, $16, U rban Outfitters
When it comes to the really important things (LIKE PICKING A FREAKING RESTAURANT), every couple could use the jovial intervention of a Magic 8 Ball.
Emily Dickinson Poster
Funny Poet Emily Dickinson Valentine’s Day Poster, $11, Z azzle
“Almost leaving your house for someone is the ultimate declaration of love.” — hermits
Pizza My Heart T-Shirt
Pizza My Heart T-Shirt, $22, E tsy
Cuz she fills your heart just like pizza fills your belly.
Couch Potato Socks
Couch Potato Socks, $12, B lue Ribbon General Store
You gotta call ‘em like ya see ‘em.
World's Okayest Boyfriend T-Shirt
World’s Okayest Boyfriend T-Shirt, $23, Etsy
Give your BF this shirt as a token of his mediocrity! Hehehe.
My Love Language Is Chocolate Necklace
Chocolate Love Language Quote Necklace, $14, E tsy
The sixth love language is obvi the most delicious.