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17 Photos of Celebrities With Facial Hair That Will Make You Cringe
I like facial hair — a lot. The right amount of stubble or a well-crafted beard can elevate someone's look and make them look infinitely cooler. Of course, that's only if you do it right, which, unfortunately for these celebrities, they did not. Luckily, these awful facial hairdos were just one look on a unending search for the perfect beard/mustache comb. Check out the 17 celebrities who made very bad facial hair choices — thank God they didn't last.
Joe Jonas
The triangle hovering above Jonas’ chin is just a little too geometric.
Brad Pitt
Remember the time that Pitt starred as a young Kris Kringle in that Santa Claus biopic? Because that was the only reason this look was acceptable.
Joaquin Phoenix
Phoenix made a mockumentary about his budding rap career, and somehow that translated into him growing the worst facial hair of his life.
Bill Murray
Idea for Groundhog Day 2 — Murray wakes up every day with the same horrible facial hair.
Jon Hamm
Are you sad because you decided to place a gigantic beard on top of your beautiful, beautiful face? Because I am.
George Clooney
It’s neat, it’s trim, it’s well maintained… and it kind of makes him look like President Snow from the Hunger Games.
Spencer Pratt
Death to the flesh colored beard.
Ashton Kutcher
Did Kutcher borrow a page from Brad Pitt’s Philosophy of Hair, or did he come up with this look all on his own?
Johnny Depp
We all love Captain Jack Sparrow’s pirate-y facial hair, but Depp’s own version is a little… patchy.
Dave Navarro
I know that this is supposed to be a “rock star” thing, but there’s just so much going on on the Ink Master host’s face.
JC Chasez
This was the look JC was going for back in the day? All white everything and a goatee? And I thought he was the cute one.
John Travolta
Yes, Travolta’s soul patch is directly under his chin.
Shia LaBeouf
The hair on his head isn’t great either.
Mickey Rourke
This facial hair is as not-okay as him losing the Best Actor Oscar for The Wrestler.
Adam Lambert
John Mayer
His mustache desperately wants to connect to his beard.
Billy Ray Cyrus
You can tell someone worked really, really hard on shaping this monstrosity.
