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22 Photos of Ryan Seacrest That Prove He's a Never-Aging Wizard
I'm onto you, Ryan Seacrest. I knew you were powerful when you unleashed the Kardashians onto the world, but I finally have enough evidence that will prove just how strong of a wizard you really are. Ready, world?
Ryan Seacrest never ages.
I have proof. The American Idol host, television producer, and radio show personality should be running himself ragged with all of his work. This guy should have stress lines worse than some presidents... and yet, he could still pass for 25. How is he doing it? The only answer I have is magic. Check out these 22 photos that prove Ryan Seacrest is a never-aging wizard.
2002
And here he is with Paula Abdul.
2002
Still looking young.
2003
The following year, he gets rid of those (very dated) blonde streaks.
2003
Does he look younger to you?
2003
Annnnnd the streaks are back.
2004
And then they’re gone.
2004
No. Lines.
2005
Wait, who is this? Ryan Seacrest’s younger brother?
2005
Wait… nope… still Seacrest.
2005
Could be on his way to senior prom in this one.
2006
Seriously… wait…
2007
How old is he, again?
2008
WHY ARE YOU NOT GETTING OLDER?
2009
THIS IS ONE YEAR LATER?!?!?!?
2010
Oh my God.
2011
Please tell me he is on an eternal juice cleanse or something.
2012
Made of wax.
2013
How are you doing this, Ry?!
2014
Well, it can’t be so perfect close up, can it?
2014
…ARE YOU KIDDING ME?