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His Eyelashes Are the Absolute Best

by Caitlyn Callegari

Aug. 5, 2014

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Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? Well, when you ask that question in regards to the unreal glamour the cast of The Hills has, the answer really isn't so easy. Everyone is not only beautiful from birth, but they've also had a little help along the way whether it's by makeup artists, hair stylists, plastic surgeons, or just plain good ol' lighting (aka, the magic of television). So while these Barbies roam Southern California, snatching up all the good fashion mag internships and drinking cosmos, we've taken notice of the real true beauty of the show — Brody Jenner. That's right, you've feasted your eyes on that angelic face for nearly ten years now and I bet you've never even noticed his best quality: those damn luxurious eyelashes.

He could catch butterflies in those lashes. He could sweep your kitchen floor with those lashes. He could shelter you from a storm with those lashes. They're long, they're plentiful, and they're the exact way you want your eyelashes to look for your cousins wedding before you nearly rip all of yours off with that awful fake eyelash glue because they just won't stay for the HUNDREDTH time.

And, as far as I know, he isn't even using the lash extending mascara I splurge on. No, he can't possibly be human. It just wouldn't be fair. In an effort to prove Jenner's eyelash dominion, let's compare him to the ladies of The Hills, who actually have the audacity to wear mascara around him.