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John Stamos's Good Deed Makes Him Even Sexier

by Dale Neuringer

For the whole two and a half people in the world who weren't already a little bit in love with John Stamos, get ready to fall into sweet, sweet infatuation. Uncle Jessie ... err, I mean John Stamos is going to take 19-year-old Kaitlyn Dobrow to Disneyland. Dobrow suffered a bacterial infection that resulted in the amputation of her limbs, but John Stamos is going to do his best to make her day, and I'm sure he won't disappoint.

I mean, you can bet that no one waits on long lines with John Stamos. No one has to buy their own bazillion dollar soda because, ya know, this one is on John Stamos (oh, if only we were on John Stamos. Ugh ... mind ... come out ... of gutter). And you can be damn sure that absolutely no one has a bad time at Disneyland with John Stamos.

But, all joking aside, this is pretty much the cutest thing we've seen in a long time. The world is filled with Biebers and 50 Cents, men who treat women like objects, or worse yet, like punching bags. Here is John Stamos, and he cares about making some random person's life a little better, just because he's John Stamos and he can do that. If you were a celebrity, wouldn't you want to be the type who used your powers for good? I know I would.

So you go John Stamos, and seriously, you GO Kaitlyn Dobrow. I'm sure she, John Stamos, and her friend will have a wonderful time in Disneyland, and I hope she remembers that for a day, every woman the world over was extremely, extremely jealous of her.