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If Beyonce & Jay Z Are Divorcing, These Happy Photos Are Going to Become Oh So Sad
Jay Z and Beyoncé have been riding together for 12 years. They've been a paragon of marital stability in the tumultuous world of romantic scandal that is Hollywood. This is exactly why the Beyoncé and Jay Z divorce rumors are so profoundly shocking. I'm confused and upset by everything concerning this, and it will be seriously difficult to listen to "Countdown" for a while if the split ends up happening. The song will do nothing but dredge up the sadness of their perfect family falling to pieces. Seriously, should I just resign myself now to the fact that "Drunk in Love" is meaningless?!
Cue the Sarah Maclachlan, because I feel a tearful Jayonce "In Memoriam" montage coming on. Let's remember the good times that Hova and Sasha Fierce have enjoyed, and take a look at how the world will be if Bey and Jay really do breakup. Caution, these pics may elicit an urge to ugly cry.
There Would Be No More Red Carpet Hugs
Was this all just for show, guys??
No More Cute Photobombs
There would be no more adorable photobombs. Sad face.
Image: Beyonce /Instagram
No more goofing off courtside
London speed it up, Houston rock it… *dissolves into sobs*
No More Met Balls
Any subsequent dates will pale in comparison.
No More Fancy Events
This act is nearly impossible to follow.
No More Coachella Together
They’ll have to go in shifts to avoid any run-ins. Sad face.
Image: Beyonc é /Instagram
No More Co-Performances
Can we just return to his moment and freeze time?
No More Giggles
You guys made 3 from this 2, so why is he no longer the 1?!
No More Berets
It was 2009… Perhaps ‘Yoncé got really into Blair Waldorf style.
No More... This
Never forget.
No More Secrets
Bey, you are saying “Let’s stay together forever,” right? Right?!
No More "Uh Oh, Uh Oh, Uh Oh, Oh No No"
Sometimes it’s easier to fall “Crazy in Love” than to stay “Crazy in Love.”
No More Glamour
They aren’t really splitting up, are they?
No More Intimate Moments Made Public
Can we go without gold halter top outfits with bows? Can we?!
No More Fun
Don’t ever take happiness for granted!
BECAUSE LOVE WILL OFFICIALLY BE DEAD!
Please, somebody pass the tissues…
