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11 Adorable Sandwiches, Scones, and Pastries for the Poshest Afternoon Tea

Let’s be honest. For all this talk of burgers and milkshakes, we have a thing for afternoon tea. And not just any chai pick-me-up from Starbucks—we mean only the most elegant of affairs. A keep calm and carry on kind of occasion, complete with miniature, edible things. Because if we can’t be the Queen of England, we at least want to eat like one.

So if you’re done gorging on your Easter basket, slip on your finest frock and get down to business. We’ve put together your essential teatime treats, from crumpets and tea sandwiches to scones and Bakewell tarts. Pinkies up, ladies.

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by Lisa Siva

Coconut Crumpets

Tea without crumpets is an abomination. These pillowy griddle cakes from Adeline & Lumiere are just the thing.

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Avocado Almondaise Tartines

Is avocado the most traditional teatime fare? Probably not, but we think even the Dowager Countess wouldn’t be able to resist these delicate tartines from Love and Lemons.

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Lemon Cranberry Scones

These zesty scones by A Pastry Affair are the perfect teatime accompaniment. Don’t forget the clotted cream and jam!

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Spelt Scones

For a healthier take on the traditional scone, Green Kitchen Stories subs hearty spelt and muesli for AP flour.

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Salmon Blinis

We’ll admit we have a serious case of Anglophilia, but these smoked salmon blinis take cues from our friends in Russia. And they’re glorious. Thanks, A Better Happier St. Sebastian!

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Key Lime Bars

After all those buttery scones and creamy tartines, you’re going to need Hummingbird High’s bright key lime bars to perk you up.

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Tea Sandwiches

Tea sandwiches are arguably the most essential part of afternoon tea. Spread them with cream cheese and cucumbers or opt for sharp cheddar à la Oh, How Civilized.

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Black Tea Cake

What’s better than afternoon tea? Baking with it. A Pastry Affair whips up a gorgeous, tea-infused cake topped with honey buttercream rosettes.

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Lemon Rosemary Madeleines

Delicate and lightly flavored with rosemary, these madeleines are made for teatime dunking. Thanks, A Better Happier St. Sebastian!

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Bakewell Tarts

It doesn’t get more British than a Bakewell tart, which stars a crumbly shortbread crust, topped with jam and frangipane. Our go-to Brit at London Bakes has the recipe.

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Battenberg Cake

My Name Is Yeh has the crown jewel of your next afternoon tea: the infamous Battenberg, featuring a checkered cake all dressed up in marzipan.

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