Justin Bieber's New Tattoo Is Awesomely Absurd

Think this was Bill Clinton's suggestion? After having a rough go of it recently with the peeing in a restaurant bucket, the spitting-in-face accusations, the random shirtlessness, the random gas maskedness, (the list could go on and on), Justin Bieber's new tattoo might just be the thing he needs to calms his ass down. The 19-year-old pop star shared a pic of his new ink on Instagram, and guys? It's large and in charge.

It's also a picture of his mother's eye.

Captioning the post, "Moms [sic] always watching ;)" it doesn't take a trained Belieber-reader to figure out that yeah, the dude went ahead and got a tattoo of his mother's eyeball on his arm in an attempt to remind himself that there are consequences for his actions, and at any moment, he could be sent to his room.

Frankly, we wish he'd posted an Instavid instead of just a still photo -- is it just us, or does it look like the eye will blink when he opens and closes his elbow?

One can only hope.