Fashion
11 Fall 2014 Trends We're Dreading from New York Fashion Week Runways
We love fashion, but we don't love all fashion. Every time fashion week rolls around, there are certain looks that we chirpily refer to as "conceptual!" and "daring!" but what we really mean is "No, no, no, no, no!" Here are 11 trendy bandwagons we just can't force ourselves to climb on.
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Shinguards
None of us are professional athletes, so why pretend?!
Clumpy bangs
Keeping our bangs looking good is hard enough as it is without purposefully making them look bad.
Monk/cult fashion
Okay, so we haven’t left the house all February, but that doesn’t mean we have to dress like societal outcasts! *gets hysterical*
This thing
Yeah, NOPE. But Miley Cyrus will love it.
Wearing our sports bras outside
Must we?
Totally sheer tops sans bra
Have you ever been on a subway in regular clothes? The creepers don’t need more to look at.
Michael Kors Fall 2014 RTW (oh, and Kendall Jenner)
Men in outerwear + Birkenstocks
Nobody wants to see a man’s toenails in the dead of winter.
Suede
Stop trying to make suede happen!
Head to toe leopard
It’s not so much “rawr” as “nawr.” (Oh!)
White turtlenecks
Maybe we’ll be singing a different song by Fall 2014, since everyone seems to be wearing them, but we can’t shake their homeschool potluck connotations.
Sweaters that will eat us
