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Drunk You Is Going To Love "Drunk Mall"

by Lara Rutherford-Morrison

Oct. 29, 2015

Making strange and inexplicable online purchases while plastered just got easier, thanks to DrunkMall, a website for all your drunk shopping needs. Like SkyMall for the alcohol infused, DrunkMall scours the vast corners of the Internet to find objects that hit your “I’m drunk and I NEED that”/“Just how drunk was I?” sweet spot. The site’s slogan? “Take 2 aspirin and check your credit card statement in the morning.”

DrunkMall was created by Tyler Mahan Coe, who told The Cut how he came up with the website: "It was a pure 'Eureka!' moment out of nowhere, honestly. As soon as I realized it didn't already exist, I knew I had to create it and people instantly loved it." DrunkMall’s carefully curated selection falls into a number of categories for drunk purchases:

Things that have to do with food. (It’s no surprise that many of these items are breakfast-centric).
Things that are legit awesome (Cough cough Bill Murray shower curtain cough).
Things that are stupidly expensive.
Things that are stupidly large.
Things that are simply stupid. (IN A GOOD WAY).

Here are a few of my favorite DrunkMall selections. TBH, I probably wouldn’t even need to be drunk to buy some of these treasures. (I’m looking at you, pizza cones).