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Miley Cyrus' Pantless Santa Suit & Her Amazing Tour of Holiday Destruction
Miley Cyrus is taking on Christmas rump-first and we totally saw this coming. A couple months ago, an editor here at Bustle took one look at Miley's pornographic jack-o-lanterns, or "pornkinzzz," and predicted that Lil' Miss Shocking would continue her raunchy holiday festivities throughout the year. And she was right! As far as we know, Miley skipped any Thanksgiving antics — well, other than this horribly disgusting turkey GIF, but she can't be blamed for that one — and now it's Christmas time, meaning there are tons of traditions ripe for the ruining.
Miley is not wasting any time grinding her never-ending supply of high-waisted panties all over Santa, on a reindeer dancer (meaning a dancer wearing antlers, not an actual reindeer... yet), and she'll probably twerk on your grandma's special holiday fruitcake.
Click through for a trip through Miley's latest holiday spree.
Fur
Miley Cyrus started out her performance at the Jingle Ball in St. Paul, Minn. wearing a giant fur coat because those are totally not controversial… Maybe it’s fake?
Santa
Santa, what’s going on? You look so thin and as though you smell of Marlboro Reds.
Santa Take Two
And then they danced and he continued carrying a paper bag of booze.
No-Panta Claus
A quick coat removal revealed that she was also dressed as Santa! Sort of…
Rudolph?
Just grindin’ with a reindeer which I guess was the natural progression of things at this point.
This Again
You can form your own opinions on Miley’s frequent use of little people in her performances and whether is exploitative or not. (This article explains the situation very well if you’re interested.) Anyway, initially I was worried about this photo because I thought Miley was ripping the woman’s wig off. She isn’t, so at least there’s that.
Uh... What?
I don’t exactly know what this is but it raises a few questions:
1. Is that someone’s butt she’s singing at?
2. Is that person dressed as a Christmas tree?
3. Does this remind anyone else of Mother Ginger from The Nutcracker?
Santa Take Three!
In case you needed further evidence of Miley’s holiday adventures, here she is a few days earlier in LA. I will say, I prefer the sequins to the Santa outfit.
One More for the Road
That bag better be holding toys for children.
